Novacaine⁸⁹
I am Matthew.

I have a weird sense of humor.

I am a 23 year old from Houston, Texas. I am crazy and find inspiration in the most random of things.

I love writing, music, poetry, photography, and people watching (in a non-Dateline To Catch a Predator sort of way).


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About

  1. I am currently in a relationship with a dog on Facebook.
  2. I am 22 years old.
  3. I am a moderate liberal going to a very conservative college.
  4. I love my family and nearly everyone who comes to my house. 
  5. If you don’t like my sense of humor, then don’t laugh.
  6. I am a member of AMΔΓ. 
  7. I used to love photography but I haven’t done anything in a while… 
  8. I have the uncanny ability to befriend crazy people.
  9. I suck at writing but I love it. 
  10. I am a Mac-o-sexual and I drive a beat up Jeep Grand Cherokee.
  11. Nobody is as bad as the worst thing they’ve done. 
  12. I have serious trust issues.
  13. I tend to question everything. Sometimes too much.
  14. Mysterious Skin, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, and Animal House are my top three favorite movies. 
  15. My favorite TV shows are Breaking Bad, Dexter, and Modern Family.
  16. I cannot stand hypocrisy. Especially from Christians. 
  17. I was born in Houston, TX.
  18. Kanye West, Bright Eyes, Kid Cudi, Brand New, and Nicki Minaj are probably my favorite music artists.
  19. I struggle with insomnia, depression, and anxiety… 
  20. I smoke Camel Menthol or Marlboro Special Blend cigarettes.
  21. The only beer I drink is Miller High Life or Shiner Bock. But I prefer hard liquors, like Crown Royal and Bacardi 151.